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Melissa and Ryan Marth write songs like Mad magazine writes articles. Here's satirical proof!

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Babies drown
In buckets of water every day
Toys with tiny plastic parts
Aren’t safe for little children’s play
Plastic bags are gonna choke
All your household pets
And a robbery
Is what every unlocked door and window gets

Did you see the news last night? I’m telling you
I’ve no idea what this world is coming to
They told the story of a very sick and twisted man
He raped an old lady and dumped her body in a garbage can

So get a gun ‘cause everyone is coming for you
Learn to shoot straight and aim for their heads
Dead men don’t sue

We’ve driven too far
Now I don’t know where we are
I’m scared that big man in the bowtie
Is going to jack our car

Beware of your computer
And all your Facebook friends
All those hot chicks you’ve been chatting up
Are really older men
There’s melamine in everything
China makes today
And foreign toys will put your children
All in comas anyway

Did you see the news last night? I’m telling you
I’ve no idea what our country is going to do
Terrorists are everywhere with bombs inside your shoes
Knives made out of nail files and IEDs in their shampoos

So get a gun ‘cause everyone is coming for you
Learn to shoot straight and aim for their heads
Dead men don’t sue

Wherever you are
Danger’s never too far
I’m scared there’s a razor blade
In my fun size SNICKERS® Bar

Get a gun ‘cause everyone is coming for you
Learn to shoot straight and aim for their heads
Dead men don’t sue

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from .​.​.​And So It Goes, released January 8, 2010
Music and lyrics by Melissa & Ryan Marth

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