I wish I was a mad scientist I’d look to find a million ways
To keep you safe and happy
Keep you by my side forever and always
And I’d be able to protect you from sadness and evil all our days
Our love would fill the world and all the world would see what happens when love stays

And if you should die I could bring you back to life with electricity
Then show you around my lab so if I died you could do the same for me
Shrink you down to size so that I could carry you with me in my pocket
If I got it right I could make you so small you’d fit in a locket

I wish I was a mad scientist I’d look to find a million ways
To keep you safe and happy
Keep you by my side forever and always
And I’d be able to protect you from sadness and evil all our days
Our love would fill the world and all the world would see what happens when love stays

Build a teleportation device so that I can always get to where you are
I'd teach you to use it, too so that you and I would not be very far
Build a cloning machine so that everyone in the whole world could be you
Then when you met you you'd see why I love and then you'd all love me, too.

I wish I was a mad scientist I’d look to find a million ways
To keep you safe and happy
Keep you by my side forever and always
And I’d be able to protect you from sadness and evil all our days
Our love would fill the world and all the world would see what happens when love stays

We could live forever in our fortress in the sky the sky
The world may burn and fade, but our love would never die
We could live forever in our fortress in the sky the sky (where the ocean meets the sky)
The world may burn and fade, but our love would never die